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Posted 05 April 2008 - 10:39 PM
1. Musharraf Celebrating His 34 years of Presidency.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release
3. I will play next world cup- Sachin Tendulkar
4. Salman,Vivek&Abhishek attend Aishwarya's 3rd marriage
5 Petrol Rs.999 / litre (Bata price)
6. Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has
7. Coach Ganguly resigns, as India is knocked out of World Cup in 1st
round after losing to Korea
Mudassir Javed Khan
Posted 07 April 2008 - 02:04 PM
Posted 12 April 2008 - 10:26 PM
Bogga was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Bogga why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Bogga: Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Bogga: What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Bogga: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.
Boss : Where were you born ?
Boss : Which part ?
Bogga: Kya which part ? Whole body born in Pakistan.
Posted 15 April 2008 - 01:46 AM
"Sir are you relaxing?" Zail singh replied, "No, I am Zail Singh!"
The kids started laughing wildly and ran off. This terribly confused Zail Singh and he decided to check it out. He walked up to a guy who was relaxing on a bench near him and asked,
"Are you relaxing?" The man replied, "Yes, why do you ask?"
Zail Singh answered with satisfaction, "Then those kids are probably looking for you!"
Posted 16 April 2008 - 01:53 AM
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
Bogga, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Bogga
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, uska kya pata"
One day Bogga happened to see a marathon race.
"What are you guys doing" asked Bogga.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner. Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating??
Edited by zahed, 16 April 2008 - 01:56 AM.