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    The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried. laugh.gif
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    Mr. Bogga jokes

    Bogga was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Bogga why
    are you removing a wheel from your auto.
    Bogga: Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. rolleyes.gif

    Bogga: What is the name of your car ?
    Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
    Bogga: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
    petrol se start hoti hai. tongue.gif


    Boss : Where were you born ?
    Bogga: Pakistan.
    Boss : Which part ?
    Bogga: Kya which part ? Whole body born in Pakistan. laugh.gif
    Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us.

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    Once Zail singh was relaxing in a park. Some kids playing nearby decided to pull his leg. Walking up to him they asked him,

    "Sir are you relaxing?" Zail singh replied, "No, I am Zail Singh!"

    The kids started laughing wildly and ran off. This terribly confused Zail Singh and he decided to check it out. He walked up to a guy who was relaxing on a bench near him and asked,

    "Are you relaxing?" The man replied, "Yes, why do you ask?"
    Zail Singh answered with satisfaction, "Then those kids are probably looking for you!"

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    Bogga goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
    approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
    Bogga, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Bogga
    replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
    janwar hai, uska kya pata"



    One day Bogga happened to see a marathon race.
    "What are you guys doing" asked Bogga.
    " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
    runner. Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating??
    Asks Bogga.

    Edited by zahed, 16 April 2008 - 01:56 AM.

    Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us.






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